I know, I know! You're thinking the same thing I was when the email showed up in my inbox, right?
Let's see: how does this work? Whoever can breastfeed the longest wins a case of Guinness? Show up at your local brewery and breastfeed for a free pint? Get an ounce of beer for every ounce of milk you pump? Who cares, sign me up!
Unfortunately, we're both wrong. Lactation enthusiasts across the globe/country/state of Oregon (or maybe just Bend) are trying to set some kind of new world record for the most women simultaneously nursing. Will I be participating, you ask? Ahem, no. But if you want to, here's the details:
Join thousands of breastfeeding women worldwide to set a new
Synchronized Breastfeeding Guinness World Record!
When: Wednesday, August 8, 2007, 9:30-10:30am (babies need to nurse at 10am to count towards the record)
Where: First United Methodist Church, 680 NW Bond St., Bend
Food: Continental Breakfast Follows! See you there.
Check local listings for a nurse-athon near you.
(Oh boy, I can't WAIT to hear the comments on this one!)